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Every 5K Fun Run ... Ever
Saturday - AM
8:50 - "Where did all of these strollers come from?"
8:52 - Curse yourself for not choosing a starting point farther forward. Dodge the walkers that appear out of nowhere. Get passed by a guy sprinting.
8:55 - Pass 250 people in first mile. Feel great about yourself.
9:15 - Walking aimlessly, eating half of a banana and no fewer than 3 orange slices.
9:21 - Check your finish time. Finally realize that there is a red pasta sauce stain on the side of your shorts.